I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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