You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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