you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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