you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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