yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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