I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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