where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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