so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
should my penis look like a turkey
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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