He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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