I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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