Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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