Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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