Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My brain says no but my pants say off.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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