he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It's Friday. Sex?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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