...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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