Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
it glows. i had to have it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
