She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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