Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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