That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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