I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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