he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think I just sharted jello shots
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