Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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