I think I am morally bankrupt
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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