This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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