it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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