wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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