I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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