Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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