Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
