I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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