I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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