Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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