Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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