I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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