He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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