On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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