I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
They have beer where we have blood.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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