What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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