i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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