I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
