adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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