Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
