You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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