Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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