i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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