He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
