Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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