Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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