you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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