i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
