And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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